Pars for the Chaos

36 Golf Affirmations to Laugh Between Meltdowns

A heartfelt collection of self-deprecating affirmations and life-lessons disguised as golf jokes. Golf is the setting — but the message is universal.

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This book is for you if…

  • You love humor with emotional honesty
  • You’re navigating growth, change, or uncertainty
  • You prefer short, comforting reads
  • You want perspective without heavy self-help overtones
  • You enjoy books that feel personal, messy, and genuine
  • You want something you can read in 5 minutes… or revisit for years
  • You want a perfect gift for the golfer who already has everything. Because perspective and humor never go out of style.
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About the Author

Krissy never planned for golf to become part of her story. What began as a small hobby shared with her late ex-husband became a way to heal, laugh, and find beauty in imperfection. Pars for the Chaos is her tribute to the unpredictable parts of golf and life — and to the quiet lessons hidden in every lost ball, bad swing, and unexpected moment of joy.

Inside the book

  • 50 pages of self-deprecating affirmations and quiet insights
  • A blend of humor + reflection that feels like talking to a friend
  • Gentle mindset shifts for chaotic seasons of life
  • Universal messages, even for non-golfers
  • Beautiful, minimal layout for easy reading
  • Format: Digital PDF — yours instantly after purchase
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From Our Readers

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This e-book delivers golf affirmations that are both hilarious and relatable. It perfectly captures the emotional roller coaster that every golfer knows all too well.

Jill & Jaime

Kindness is my religion, but this review isn’t out of kindness — it’s honest. Pars for the Chaos is a small book with a big heart, and genuinely worth the read. For around $10, it’s one of the best gifts you can give yourself.

Frank

This book is sure to be an entertaining read, and one that gently sheds light on the truth of what golf can teach people about life. It’s beautiful. Well done!

Heather

FAQ

Is this a physical book?

No—this is a digital PDF delivered instantly after purchase.

Do I need to know golf to enjoy it?

Not at all. Golf is just the setting—the themes are universal.

Can I read this on my phone?

Yes. The ebook is optimized for mobile, tablet, and desktop.

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Due to the nature of digital downloads, all sales are final.