Pars for the Chaos
Pars for the Chaos
36 golf affirmations to help you laugh between meltdowns.
A short, heartfelt, hilariously honest book about golf, clarity, and embracing the beautiful mess.
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What is Pars for the Chaos?
It isn’t a swing manual.
It’s not technical.
It won’t fix your banana slice.
And it’s definitely not a memoir.
It’s a companion—for your chaos, your clarity, and everything in between.
Born from making fun of my own swing and from the moments after rounds that humbled me, healed me, or made me laugh at myself… this book became a cozy, relatable read for anyone who’s ever felt imperfect, overwhelmed, or gloriously delulu on the course (or off).
This is golf… but also life.
Both unpredictable.
Both emotional.
Both are worth showing up for.
What’s Inside
- 50 pages of reflective, funny, relatable writing
- Self-deprecating affirmations for chaotic seasons of life
- Moments of clarity hidden inside humor
- Universal themes — even for non-golfers
- Beautiful, minimalist layout
- Written with heart, honesty, and emotional truth
- Digital PDF — read instantly on any device