Pars for the Chaos - Digital Edition
Pars for the Chaos - Digital Edition
For the moments when your mind spirals mid-round.
This won’t fix your swing.
But it will change what happens after the bad shot.
A short, heartfelt, hilariously honest book about golf, clarity, and embracing the beautiful mess.
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What is Pars for the Chaos?
It isn’t a swing manual.
It’s not technical.
It won’t fix your banana slice.
And it’s definitely not a memoir.
It’s a companion—for your chaos, your clarity, and everything in between.
Born from making fun of my own swing and from the moments after rounds that humbled me, healed me, or made me laugh at myself… this book became a cozy, relatable read for anyone who’s ever felt imperfect, overwhelmed, or gloriously delulu on the course (or off).
This is golf… but also life.
Both unpredictable.
Both emotional.
Both are worth showing up for.
What’s Inside
- 36 self-aware, slightly unhinged affirmations
- Short reflections that feel more like thoughts than advice
- A reminder that you're not the only one figuring it out mid-round